Chursi bungi leader aor pakbaz edhi

Chursi bungi leader aor pakbaz aidhi
Aksr log ye kehty hain. K voters may acha , bura, edycated , uneducated, jhota, sacha, imandar, biman hona chagye.

May kehta hn. Pehly leaders may tou ye quality ho.

Phr voter ki fikar karo

 

Hamari awam ko kis tarh ka leader chahye?

Hum iss bary main kafi confuse hain.
Pori qoom bht confuse hy.

Chahye india ki ho ya pakistan ki.

Humay celebrity leader chahye life may.

Jo k kisi bhi tarh sharokh khan sy kum na ho.

Achi personality ho.

Well dressed ho.

Dress krny ka sense ho.

Shalwar qameez nai manzoor.

Wo jummy k leye theek rahy ga.

Well educated ho.

Deen ka kuch pata na ho. Tou bhi chalay ga.
Drugs, churs and drink krny sy humay koi issue nai.

Suited booted ho.
Clean shave ho.

Sahb! Beard aor dhari vala tou hum ko nai chahye.

Past life may kuch bhi kiya ho.

Ayashi, budkariain, affairs, drugs etc
Insan past may galti krta hy.

Phr toba astaghfar bhi krna chahye.

Bht zyada dunyavi taleem hasil ki ho oxford, MIT , yell etc sy.

Beshak quran na parha ho.

Kalma parhna na ata ho.

Kalmay k alfaz durst na ho.

Kalma aisa parhta ho. K jaisay angreez pehli baar musalman ho raha hy.

Lakin humay akhlaq aor reham , marhoom aidhi sb ki tarh chahye. Ya suhabh karam ki tarh.

Hum chahty hain k wo corruption bhi na kary.

Aor na kisi corrupt ki help kary.

Corruption tou bilkul na kary

Awam par reham kary.

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Taqatwar idaron sy bhi baz purs hona chahye.

Kiya ye sirf inky baap ka mulk hy.

Iss py bhi baat honi chahye.

Iss py bhi commete honi chahye.

Ap election ko manipulate kaisay krty ho?

Ye kiya bakwas hy.

Asad qaisar ko call kis ny ki?

Aor kiyon ki?

Ap siyasat may tang kiyon araty ho ?

Aik 22 grade k officer ko itny ikhtiyarat kiyon?

Kiya ye usky baap ka mulk hy.

25 crore awam aik tarf. Aor aik kameena 22grade officer dosri taraf.

Kiya ye jamhoriyat hy?

Kiya ye insanyat hy?
Kiya inka audit nai hona chahye?

Agr audit nai hoga.
Inki harmkhori aor manipulation kabhi khatum nai ho gi.

Aik song py cror ruppy. Kiya ye insaf hy?

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Electronic voting system ka naya zawya.

Rts ka alternative.

Kiya blockchain ki madad sy aisa nai ho sskta. K jis jaga internet nas ho.

Tou aisi tablet ya device ap use karo.

Jis may block chain n istemal hova ho.

Log angota lagain.

Aor baat khatum.

Blockchain ko manipulate krna easy nai hy.

Namumkin dunya may kuch bhi nahi.

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Kiya 37 arab pehlay ap nai laga sakty thy?

Ye kiya musebat hy.

Silab k bad ap crore ruppy bhi lagao. Tou kiya faida?

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Ptcl kaisay improve ho sakta hy?
Ptcl k tecnician jo normally exchange may hoty hain.

Sara ptcl in matric fail aor unparh logon ny barbad kr diya.

Arabo ruppay maliyat ka idara hy.
#ptcl ki tabhi ki waja
#pakistani internet ki tabahi ki waja

Ye sb unparh aor jahil hain.
Ye bht sakht baat hy

Ye unparh aor jahil itny smart ho jaty hain.
K logon ko free dsl internet 2 numbri sy provide krty hain.

Har janaza aor shadi may ye hazir hon gay.

Janaza krna koi galat nai. Duty time may bhi karo. Lakin poray 3 din guzarny hain. Tou nokri chor do . Fazool 3 din gup shup may guzar daity hain.

Ye koi tareqa hy?

Ye sb jahil hain. Inho ny pehli jumat bhi pas nai ki hoti.

Aor safarash , contacts, aor rishwat dy kr nokri py barti ho jaty hain.

Inko ata jata kuch nai.

Bs barish ho jaye ya andhi tofan aa jaye. Phr apki shamat hy.

Bank ka manager bichara rulta rahy ga.

K sara kam thup para hy.

Kiya hum khak taraqi karain gay?

Bs biwi bachy hain. Phr ye nai krath ga.

Bs reham karo. Ye khud apny aor hamarth ooper bhi rehum kary.

Baat niklay gi. Tou dour talak tak jaye gi.

Iska solution kiya hy.

Gilay shikway tou bht ho gaye.

Inko subh subh main office bulao.

Inko exchange ka incharge mat banai.

Nai toj phr ye jsnzay aor shadiyan he attend krty ras hain gay.

Army ki tarh inko main office jama karo.

Phr jis jaga sy complain ai ho. Inko gari may bitha kar, uss fault ki jaga ki tarf rawana karo.

Pori team ka aik leader ho.

Gari may GPS system ho.

Petrol pehlay gari may bhara ho.

Complain jahan sy bhj aye. Gari may inko rawana karo.

Agr agree hk. Tou isko share karo.

Agr inko apni marzi py chor diya. Tou ye jahil unparh pory pakistan ko rolaty rahain gay.

Jb ap complain krty hain.

Tou inky pas 48hrs ka time hota hy.

48hrs kyon? 2hrs kiyon nai?

Agr ye 2hrs may nai aa sakta. Tou iska mtlb hy. Ye kisi aor kaam may masroof hy. Jo k nokri ka hissa nai hy.

Aik baar iss tarsh hiva. K telephone exchange k techician ko call kiya.

Mujhe pata tha ye kamina 2, 3 weeks and not din baad aye ga.

Tou isko bola k bhi mera paper abhi aa kar theek kr do. Aor meray sy Rs500 lay lo. Tou ye zalim 30mins may aa gaya.

Baat motivation ki hy.

Agr dar nai ho ga. Check and balance nai ho ga. Tou ye kamenay pory pakistan ko rulaty rahain gay.

Inki aksariyat ny ya tou apni dosri job start ki hoti hy.

Ya apny friend ki jaga chala jata hy.

Ya phr koi store , shop ya dukhan kholi hoti hy..

Ya phr kisi shop aor dukan py kaam krty hain.

Aik baar aisa hova k hamara net 16mb chal raha tha. Bs meri bud qismati dhekho k inko bool diya k net baar disconnect ho raha hy. Pehly 16mb speed thi. Phr usky bad 16mb mujhe naseeb nai hovi. Kehty hain pakistan hy. Pakistan may 16mb posibble nai hy.

Inko improve krny k aik tareqa rating system bhi hy.

Agr ye time py aya. Aor jaldi sy kaam kiya. Kal paron par nai chora.

Tou inko 5 star milay. Agr anay may 2, 3 weeks lagy. Tou 1 star rating. Aor phr inko slow slow transfer karo.

Aor jo bhi complain kary online kary.

Agr 2 ya 3 jaga par busy hy. Tou online sy apko pata lagay ga.

Inko rider, uber, cream ki tarh GPS system ho. Ta k check and balance ho. Inki location ka pata chalay.

Duty k time may GPS on ho.

Police ki tarah agr apna office/,thana choray tou reason likha ho.

Inki trsining ka bhi bundobust ho.
As ik bar mera net kharab ho. Light ati tou net chala jata. Agr light chali jati. Tou net chala jata. Meri freelancing ka bira gharak kar diya.

Time py kaam deliver nai ho sskta.

Aor inky pas itng bahany k tobah hy.

Wires bht purani hain.

1200 connection k exchange may sirf 120 coonection reh gaye.

Iska zemadar sirf aik jahil technician. Jisko technician kehna bhi gali hy.

Iska zimadar check balance na hona.

#shaheen society may kiyon bijli hy
Kiya hum insan nai?
Kiya sirf elite class aor army insan hain.
Free ac aor bijli kiyon?

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Atm machine sg meri dushmani hy.

Ye time bht waste krty hain.

Kabhi kharab ho jaty hain.

Atm machine ko bar bar ye batana parta hy.

K bhi may english may atm use krna chahta hn..

Ye kiya mosebat hy.

Agr 2min k bad usi machine pay dobara jao.

Tou 5min tou iss may lag jaty hain. Nai may nay urdu/hindi may machine use krni hy ya english may.

Yr hud hoti hy.

Aik baar note kr lo apny pas .

Phr baat khatum.

Lakin nai.

Iss machine ny mera time bhi waste krna hy. Aor 10 ji line may karhy hain unka bhi.

Aik baar note karo.

Phr yad rakho.

Baar bar may time kiyon waste karon. Apja bhi aor apna bhi.

Aor pori line ka bhi.

Phr kdhty hain. Pakistani taraqi nai krta.

#Atm machine sy gila shikwa.

Waisay atm ka AC bht bari nimat hy.

Sakht garmi may kisi nimat sy kum nai.

Tony BB
 

TonyBB is a Coach , marketer, hypnotist and a founder of RSKVF Production who specializes in providing simple, affordable, and easy to use solutions for Life.

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